Ummmmm…so many questions @MomOf2Happas

Tried to take a pic (while at a concert with my bestie) for my boyfriend but this happened…his response was “seems about right” #KEEPER

Me: I’m still young and fun The one white hair sticking straight up from my part: The fuck you thought!

Having someone to cook for again makes me so happy

Last night I realized I will be 50 years old in ten years. Excuse me while I disappear into the abyss

Find someone you love to wake up next to and hold onto them for a long, long time…maybe forever

It’s always so lovely when my mother calls me and asks me basic questions that anyone who remotely knows me should know- “Are you in school” (have been since 3/2020) “Are you getting your PhD” (Masters) “Did you get your certificate” (working towards my teaching credential)

My mother told me that she included something about my new boyfriend in my bio in her “get to know you” board for her wedding 1. She’s never met him & I’ve told her very little 2. We’ve been dating for a month 3. It’s not like it’s an accomplishment 🤬🤬🤬

People who have had narcissists in their life have learned to be quiet. It’s safer.

A kid stomped on a plastic water bottle and as I was telling him to stop, it exploded getting my face, hair, and shirt wet. Excuse me while I douse myself in Lysol.

My 10yo keeps taking my phone to text my boyfriend. That’s a good sign, right?

Talking about what sensitive means 1st grader: My dog is sensitive to wimpy people Teacher: Your dog is sensitive to wimpy people? 1st: Yea, he bites them

10 is teaching 8 the song about the names of the states and they’re singing together. My heart is happy.

Hey, hotels, short people like to use mirrors too

Me flirting to my boyfriend: Want to see my pile of meat?

It’s so nice to get a huge zit on your chin on your 40th birthday to remind you that you’re still young

Tried to take a selfie for my boyfriend…it went as expected #thisis40 @MomOf2Happas

Ready to get this party* started** *work **over with so I can spend the weekend with my ❤️