all I want for graduation is Bagel Street Deli to deliver

OT on a holiday is the only reason I’m okay with working tomorrow

listening to psychopathic killer interviews laying in bed next to the loml.. i’ve peaked

me twice a week:

everyone look at how cute my house is in the snow 🥺

why do I keep falling in love with dogs I’ve never met

my job is so fun bc I don’t see any patients but I know what your blood looks like and that says all I need to know

WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT - ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN AND TEAM FLUFF WINS THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 📣🏅📣🏅📣🏅📣 With the most strategic play of the night, Chorizo fakes out his opponents and SCORES BIG! CONGRATULATIONS to our big DAWGS in BLUE 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 #PuppyBowl #TeamFluff

Persistence is key 🔑

Brayden has this weird thing where food isn’t “good” it’s just “not bad” or “alright” BUT I just made him breakfast and he said it was “pretty good” and that’s the ego boost of the century

Nah because my dog is the cutest and he deserves the best so that’s exactly what I’m gonna give him

toe beans (noun) \tō bēnz\ — the small, squishy pads on the bottoms of animals’ feet. Fun to poke. Commonly smell like Fritos

Sorry I’m not 22 today I refuse to be that sounds old

I thank God for Pax at least once a day

Y’all gotta start using chapstick. I know you see how dry and crusty you look walking around. Your friends ain’t shit for not telling you too. 😒😒😒 mgt open by the way!

I am nothing without my fanny pack

pretty baby is getting so big I actually could cry about it

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Nothing changed my life more than figuring out kimwipes clean my glasses