Before bassnectar: After: bassnectar Kitchen Shaun

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*my brother conversing with his new tablet* “Alexa do u know Siri?” “Alexa do u live in this tablet?”

It is always a pajama party at Walmart

First time in literally probably my whole life I’m not kickin of the new year w/ the homie Kitchen Shaun .... big sad

“at this point I should just drop out and be a clown..... periodt poo” “Is clown school expensive”

its really crayZ how much faster the water pours out of ur Brita when u change the filter for the first time in 5 months

every time I watch Dazed and Confused I am perpetually reminded that this generation is a failure

my mom: “this vegan chili tastes like hippies”

im gonna go turn myself in to jail for becoming addicted to tiktok

a kombucha a day keeps corona away (?)

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PLEASE watch....... youtu.be/fsi9csLNb-Y

I can promise u I will b first in line at the reopening of both planet fitness and Salvation Army

She did not lie