bout to start a support group for people who are still hurting over Tony Stark's death because im right there with them

Please stop recording yourself helping the homeless

seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

Going to teach my kids: 1. Not to talk to strangers 2. Who Tony Hawk is 3. Tony Hawk is not a stranger, you can talk to him. Do not embarrass this family.

tony hawk literally lives his life like a greek god visiting the mortals for kicks

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

out of these four, there's only one that i didnt have a crush on. guess which one 😂

Merica.

im here to say that even though R2D2 got the majority vote, i did, in fact, have a crush on him 😂😂 Larry just didnt do it for me

Elon Musk

Fans have put up a billboard in LA urging Marvel Studios to bring Tony Stark back to life

seeing this for the first time was life changing as a 10 year old

NOW TAMMY! you know that man is not called dave chapelle 😩 #BachelorInParadise

Listen I need some help retweet this so Michelob ULTRA can send me some beer gear 🍻🍻

here's to redownloading twitter now that it will hopefully be actually fun again

termites are like: don't talk to me before i've had my coffee table

Keep in mind … RFK Jr will face major backlash today from Senators who are bought and sold by big pharma and other billion dollar companies who have been poisoning the food supply for decades. These scumbags only care about their bank accounts and don’t give AF about health or