Pesticides and Pedophiles. Why do both get immunity?

ima watch every second of these color mixing videos every time they come across my TL

if Jim Carrey did all this to promote the mask 2 then it’s genius ..

Daylight Saving Time is hilarious when you think about it. Humans: “Let’s move the clocks forward so we get more daylight.” The sun: literally ignores us and rises at the same time it always would. All we actually accomplish is losing an hour of sleep and confusing everyone

Guys I actually am disturbed by Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows and I need an explanation like right now.

Reminder that daylight savings is an absolute sham Morning sunlight is FAR more important for your health than a later sunset

Alright kids, brush your teeth! Time to get ready for bed! But it’s still daylight outside. :( I know, but it’s bed time. What’s the point of having more daylight if we can’t even stay up to enjoy it? Sorry, you’ve got to go bed so we can all wake up in the dark tomorrow.

There should be a "not interested because this is AI" button so the algorithm can see how much humans don't want that stuff.

This the wind SpongeBob had to deliver that pizza in

It's the Bible

Youth sports organizations shouldn’t have games on Sunday mornings.

What an epic opening to a press conference from John Calipari “When you’ve done this a long time and you’re in the business of young people, it is about the name on the back of the jersey. Yes, we’re doing it for Arkansas.. I’ve kind of been that way and done alright at every

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else

The healthiest people I know are the most skeptical of doctors and mainstream medical advice. They literally question everything. There’s a lesson in that somewhere

The biggest threat to Christianity isn't atheism. It's fake Christianity. A gospel with no repentance. A faith with no obedience. A church with no truth.

Imagine reducing these two accomplished astronauts to race and sex. So insulting.

Please don’t invite me to a farmers market and 75% of the vendors are jewelry and shea butter. I will cry. I want infused salts and butter, fresh bread, peppered jelly with 22 eggs varieties.

Loving Jesus is fun, try it. 🤎

I’m turning into a Steak ‘n Shake fan.