Him : “Post me” Me : “Damn that’s crazy i was just about to delete my page”.

THIS MY LAST TIME ORDERING OFF OF WISH

this video will be in a museum one day.

Nobody: Shampoo bottle when I’m in the shower:

Sometimes it really be like that

this is how victorious transitions between scenes

9yr old me rearranging my room at 2 in the morning

do y’all like your PB&J with or without the door hinge

My neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that. During the day (when his girl is at work) I noticed another girl was coming over during the day. Didn’t think nothing of it at first. Minding my business.

when ur mom asks u to bring in groceries from the car

LOL IM SO DONE

should i let her in