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mallory

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This month I took over doing the cash deposits at work, so now I go to the bank at about the same time 3 to 4 days a week. Today my bank teller had two croissants, waiting on a plate for me. Life is good.

This month I took over doing the cash deposits at work, so now I go to the bank at about the same time 3 to 4 days a week. Today my bank teller had two croissants, waiting on a plate for me. Life is good.
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restaurant tonight served me an octopus, caramelized onion, and toasted peanut taco… as if it plucked my 3 favorite flavors out of thin air and presented it as my friday night reward meal

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the way the people are outside on my street cheering so loud for the knicks is giving covid clap for nurses at 4pm everyday

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THREE times in the last week I have gotten on a train or bus that someone I know is also on, not even in my own neighborhood. The odds of this seem so low in NYC, I am shocked every time it happens.

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while haiti is in the news so much this week maybe we should all take a moment to discuss the fact that their economic destitution is entirely due to being forced to spend ~80% of their federal budget every year for 150 years on reparations to france for freeing the slaves

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Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.