the idea of airline lounges is super elitist and fucking awful but good god are they a luxury that is worth the cost.

this tweet aged pretty well

Well @JustFlyGlobal has finally offered me travel credit for flights to London & Florence next week. HOWEVER, they are not refunding the original $250 booking fee AND are CHARGING ME ANOTHER $250 to accept the travel credit. Way to profit off a pandemic you absolute scum bags.

Holy cow @JustFlyGlobal you have tried to charge me THREE different unethical fees to get a credit for my flights to Europe next week. First was 250, then 150, now back up to 200?!and customer support refuses to help. I cannot wait to watch you go under for ur covid response

Remember jeans?

if you have an issue with influencers as a whole, that's one thing. but for better or worse, they're independent small businesses who support themselves off this work. They are going to be greatly impacted by this. Have a little compassion.

If i don’t die from covid, boredom, or my husband murdering me while in quarantine; i will surely die from all my endless attempts at interactions with airline booking agents trying to get refunds for my cancelled trip CheapOair @JustFlyGlobal

i don't know who needs to hear this, but now is not the time for zoodles.

I promise, no one wants to see you do push-ups

the best decision you'll make! come be a Badass!

how many hours have you spent speaking, or trying to speak, to customer service teams since covid started? i'm going on 1,637.

people who own duvet covers are sociopaths.

Read this book. You won’t regret it.

i bought a duvet cover

No no, we said “Party in the USA”

Being a homeowner is just opening and closing your shades every day until you die

The quaintest thing about the suburbs is surely the bunnies 🐰

All i do is make money and then give it someone else.