hi guys. hey.

because it's FUN 😭 like that lil giggle they do when you do something unexpectedly sweet and thoughtful? seeing the light beam from their eyes from just seeing you? TOP-TIER! having fun but not playing games. all with the knowledge that love is ALWAYS high-risk, high-reward.

mallewi.  Your Favorite Pibling ✨ 'The human is completely governed by the wig' is going down in the history books as one of the greatest sentences ever conceived.

name a show just using emojis.

i'll start:
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i hated that NOBODY tried to break it up. like i literally had to go ham and cheese on them until the light rail showed up to quickly hop on and escape the situation. because they kept trying to fight out of embarrassment.

mallewi lore: two guys from up the hill (cherry hill, bmore) TRIED to when i was omw home from school. they picked the wrong quiet, nerdy, sweet, but abnormally-strong and agile teenager. i beat up one guy using the other guy's body as a weapon 😭😭😭

actually the wig is a parasite that has turned its human host. the human is completely governed by the wig.

it's confirmed who all my whore mutuals are now because twitter now defaults all explicit profiles' media with the sensitive filter now, memes and all 😭

let's just say greta thunberg would be so disappointed in me..