25/26 Leaked Ronaldo Script ๐จ
SPL: ๐ + Golden Boot (34 goals)
King Cup: ๐ + Golden Boot (4 goals)
WCQ+ INT friendlies (8 goals)
Super Cup: ๐ + Golden Boot (3 goals)
ACL 2: ๐ (4 goals)
WC: ๐ + Golden Boot + Golden Ball (9 goals)
5 ๐
62 โฝ๏ธ
1000th goal in the final
Hitting your children is abuse. No, I donโt care if your parents whipped you, and you grew up โfine.โ
If I canโt walk up to you and do it to you on the sidewalk without assault charges, you shouldnโt be able to do it to a helpless kid
MC Ronaldo poops*
Messi fans: Messi shits better than Ronaldo, Messiโs shits are round and full of liquids but also some times he drops that kebab shaped shits too..
goat for a reason!
โPenaldo(Hardwork with no talent) got carried by Real Madrid โ with :
Benzema - One season wonder
Ramos - Foul Merchant
Modric - Overrated fraud
Toni Kroos - Sideways passes merchant
Bale - Speed merchant, no flair
Marcelo - Useless skills merchant, canโt defend
Casemiro -