why must i awake to such a violent alarm instead of soft kisses hm? this is not the way to live

nobody: me at least 10x a day:

The fact that there’s a fucken queue for me to buy candles is beyond me. 😭

Cs though 🔥 ☘️

Drake watching Mbappe in the 80th minute after betting on Argentina

This World Cup final is too intense!

Just out here at Gillette freezing… Send help 🥶

Can’t wait to spoil my rich husband with gifts using his money ❤️

So a tunnel? 🤔

This Cotton Bowl game though..

Back in the office and I lowkey want to die 🥴

My extreme sport is making it to my flight minutes before boarding closes 🫠

Can’t believe I caved and UberEats my groceries… This level of laziness ain’t it. 🫠

Not having sriracha at home feels like a sin.

Really rude that I’m at work when I should be tanning by the pool… 🫠