She's so....something...when she's not being a pain in my ass.

-Laughs like a stupid person-

That's my girl.

-Charges- C is for Cuntopath

You rang? -Twirls my knife idly- x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

I feel like there was a joke in there somewhere x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

Is this code for you want me to take you? x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

To the basement. x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

-Snickers- Yeah, get that practice in. x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

I'll make you if you don't do it voluntarily.... In fact.... x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

Now -that- turns -me- on. x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

Bitch and everything? x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

You do like the way I do all that, don't you? x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

Babe, I think I got the point.

-Smirks and loops my arms around your waist to pull you against me as I grip your hips- I'll work on that later x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

-Snickering amusedly, I roll my eyes- C is for Cuntopath Of course. Best part of foreplay, right?

Damn right. x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

Yesssss x.com/ReaIRonSwanson…

-Goes nude in all my waif like glory- x.com/Cuntopath/stat…

-Catches you and makes a visit to the basement- x.com/Cuntopath/stat…