is this what's going to happen today? have I reached the point of boredom where I am willing to play *field hlockey*? ...........no. I think I'll go find a boxing gym or something. Grass is meant to be eaten, not hlocked upon.

@CatboyDestiny You said I should adopt a cat.

hey why the fuck did the Prague Rock leave a Wyatt Mason on my doorstep like some abandoned cat Skye. did yoU SLEEP OUTSIDE

me, a fool who never learns: finally, a peaceful siesta my peers on twitter: we eat grass now

I have been informed that Skye being a "Wyatt Mason" is a situation that has a lot of baggage? Wait is this another Blaseball thing primed to make me panic

In the woods we become who we are.

Emergency alert..........no, no. Not like this. Oh, spirits, not like *this.* Well, on standby now. All I can do is wait.

.........Val? No, don't- Don't go out there. Don't, d-don't. Please don't.

the singular downside to taking shifts on boundary watch is that staring at the formless, pulsating nothing that is the Hypermassive Black Hole is the most boring thing I have ever done. I get that I'm supposed to watch the wards but they've never failed in unliving memory.