When I started seeing my boyfriend I asked him how he would describe me to his friends and he said “hmm... a hot chick”

Big day for the Nora fans

It’s time for me to be brave and say it: I don’t really like Star Wars

Sending my boyfriend a selfie with very specific instructions to “only show that one” when friends and family ask what I look like

Hello 911 I just told someone about my debilitating migraines and they suggested I spray lavender oil on my pillow

Cooked my salmon perfectly. Dominating

Boys eating ice cream is so cute

Becoming more and more brunette by the day. Disturbing

Self-soothing in crowded public places by looking at pictures of shoes on my phone

I really want bangs but I’m worried that they’ll always be sweaty and sticky in the summer ack! Bang wearers please advise

Busy with hot girl shit (being put on hold with Aritzia customer service)

The rumours are true: I’ve been watching Gilmore Girls

Why do you, as a man, own a convertible

Oh, you’re a French Canadian middle-aged woman living in Ottawa? Show me the walking poles you use in urban settings then

I have decided that we are wearing hats this summer

My boyfriend is cheating on me with golf