🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same

Once you hear "I don't support any party" Just know you are talking to someone on APC payroll.

I swear, there isn't a single Tinubu supporter who backs him out of genuine, untainted conviction. Not one! It's always driven by tribe, money, regional loyalty, religion, or a bag of rice.

Awww helicopter to carry you to a hospital without electricity 🤡

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija. Real life issue o.

That woman said, “gbogbo ibi to ba wa o ma ni inira ni,” meaning wherever Tinubu is, hardship will follow him. It clearly reflects deep frustration and exhaustion. 2027 is around the corner—BAT, it’s time to start preparing to leave.

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I’m jealous of countries that have a competent president.

“You are so quiet” Abeg na once in a day I dey chop I no get energy to waste.

You all will dislike the new set of men you created.

Tinubu is the reason why most of you are single and not married, sha cos where you wan see money do romance? Have you paid your rent??? #1000WaysTinubuRuinedMy20s

This is a sign that you need to stay away from miserable single women when you’re in a relationship.

How can my life in uni be better than my life after uni, what sort of retrogression is that?

Again… this is what your tithes and offerings should be used for.

They treated you like an animal and you made a quote out of it. Well deserved 🤮

This is the poverty headquarters of the world btw

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Pamilerin Adegoke & APC

God abeg na. Run am for us🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 We don suffer reach😩 We need Nigeria to be OK!!

They’ve exhausted the released funds. When it’s close to the elections, they’ll release more to them to fool around in the South-east again. I dare them to go to Kano and Borno with it.