not photogenic but i probably look soooo good as a distant memory

in a parasocial relationship with My true self

i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

#rfgoa-gc this dragon is the best thing ive seen since sliced bread. so pretty. awugh

rhode island is gone

this is the scariest fucking thing to see in a nintendo direct ever man

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

gay little entity

Nobody even says super high school level anymore…

CLOWNS DO NOT HOLD FUNERALS. WHEN ONE DIES, HE IS STRIPPED OF HIS MAKEUP AND NAME, WHICH IS THEN BESTOWED ON TO THE NEXT HOST ... IN THIS WAY THEIR NUMBER HAS REMAINED CONSTANT SINCE IT BEGAN. IN THE EARLY DAYS THEY OUTNUMBERD US, AND NOT EVEN THE STARS WILL BE FREE OF THEM

Lugging around my Elephant's Foot saying "Whaat, this old thing?" as the people around me blister and vomit and collapse

You have a problem

when the Homestuck cartoon cascade episode drops Jack Noir will come out of the screen and kill you

*wields my zweihander deftly despite my twink-like frame*

The Curse, which i famously have

Separate the art from the artist, then the skin, fat, muscle, and sinew. Finally, the bone. Tear the artist apart

when you're dating a sorcerer more experienced in magical spells than you are and you realise there's a problematic mage gap

i want to eat batteries a lot and soon