You literally control the House, Senate, White House, and Supreme Court

They actually unranked Texas & Penn State

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

What if we gave teachers $50k signing bonuses, $100k salaries, and $60k in student loan forgiveness. You know, the same as ICE gets.

Bill Clinton being in the Epstein files is pissing me off. What am I going to do with my... Clinton Bible Clinton flag Clinton coins Clinton steaks Clinton phone Clinton watch Clinton signs Clinton University degree Clinton sneakers??? I'm going to lose a fortune!!!

R A W S A L E R T S Just wait until they hit high school and they teach them the ways of the terrorist organization known as Al-Gebra

Headlines in 2014 vs. headlines in 2025...

Dan Hope So you’re saying Ryan Day is having the buckeyes take to the skies this weekend instead of insisting on the ground game because “that’s how it always been done”.

Fun fact: if you play for Michigan football, you can headbutt a ref and they won't even eject you!!

SAYIN TO S❌ITH FOR THE SCORE ‼️ HEIS❌AN CONNECTION, BUCKEYES ON TOP.

I will personally pay for Michigan’s kicker to fly to Auburn after his game and kick for Alabama tonight

The “Lost to Ohio State Bowl” is going to be cinema

That's why I love cats, they are so random 😂

Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

The most storied rivalry in CFB Ohio State kickers vs New Year’s Eve

The hard truth is Ohio State would beat both these teams

If you hate McDonald’s I better NEVER see you at Olive Garden 👊😡

The general Bad Bunny “controversy” is a top 10 stupidest discourse that I’ve lived through in maybe my entire life. Real life human beings are gonna have to pretend to enjoy 2026 Kid Rock because the Spanish language offends them, what’s even happening anymore.

The fact that people are just finding out that Kid Rock has a song celebrating statutory rape proves that no one actually listens to Kid Rock.