Time to earn some points with the landlord

It’s time

Knocking on the door and challenging their 9 year old to a game of 1on1

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Just discovered this mf on duke’s basketball roster. He’s perfect. #Foreignaffairs

Official statement on Mack Brown, from the office of Delbert Bubba Cunningham

I am constipated

Delbert walked so Bill could run . Many are saying this

Double tapped girl’s post from 2021 x.com/MightBeEmman/s…

Please delete

Apologies boss,

Perplexed by the talk about North Carolina on the bubble. They are 1 of 9 teams who are undefeated in Q2. People are forgetting about their Q1 win in an exhibition game against Memphis. Our model has them as a 7 seed.

Don’t like to use tournament results to say how teams should’ve been seeded, but last night was hard to ignore. UNC and UL were snubbed, our metrics pointed them towards the 7 and 4 seed lines. Possibly victims of anti-blueblood, anti-acc bias from the committee and its chair.

Hello HEB I got these bananas on April 3rd (19 days ago) and they haven’t turned yellow. I think they are broken. I will be swapping them out for some yellow ones tomorrow at Lake Austin location. There’s nothing you can do to stop me just wanted to provide heads up. Thank you

Dad we need to talk

Excuse me sir? hey yea was actually looking for the violent ones

Attached my observations on how pickup games are impacted while certain songs are playing

Prime Musburger on the call for this one would’ve been special *camera pans to Kiffin daughter* Brent: And myyy goodness folks.…can anyone blame the young man wearing #40 for LSU…heavens almighty Whit, bravo partner *deep exhale* Now third and 7 here for the Tigers

I fear we made the worst hire in the history of the sport but I will never forget this moment

I have been personally impacted by the government shutdown