filipino who doesn't speak tagalog

filipino who likes eating balut and pressures their non-filipino friends to try it

filipino who hates being filipino

Filipino who says they're on their way when a friend calls where they are but in reality, they're just on their way to take a shower.

filipino whose name is Juan Dela Cruz

filipino who gets asked often if they're an athlete because they're too tall

filipino who can make friends anytime, anywhere

filipino who uses 'hatdog' to end an argument

filipino who keeps making excuses