Btw, when you use ChatGPT, you're not just polluting the Earth, you're also giving money to a rapist

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

If you sent me a message, sorry Twitter won't let me see it :) I guess it's a secret :)

If you are racist, you shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy other cultures food. Elote is only for the pure of heart.

Should I dye my roots myself or go to my hairdresser and explain that I already dyed my roots myself once so there's banding 😗✌️

HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY

I woke up and immediately started thinking about taking a nap

Boots n snoots 🗣🗣

Somebody anybody everybody scream

I love immigrants

Sometimes I am blessed with the best tour groups. Like, sometimes they're extremely warm, involved people, and sometimes it's a handsome man with $100

Let's expel every member of Congress and start over from scratch.

First bison calf born has me feeling like this

Vivint salesmen are such hyenas leave me alone

What if I fucking cried