“No one’s ever really gone.”

Happy New Year!

you can only retweet this today

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Every Black History Month, I start off the stream with a prominent figure in Black History! Todays person was Jerry Lawson with his creation of the first cartridge based video gaming console.

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

h/t Crossbones688

Me playing through the Dark Brotherhood quest in Skyrim means I have the moral character of an assassin. Well. Off to worship Sithis, now, I have no choice.

How do you get bats to pay rent? (Dropped him off at a wildlife rescue and am already on rabies shots from the last bat, don’t worry)

apparently people are discoursing about writing, so here's the writing advice i've personally found most useful (usually credited to gary provost)

dune 3 is only the "epic conclusion" because they're too scared to make a movie that's just two straight hours of a sandworm arguing with jason momoa

“How do you know which measurement is greater? Show your thinking.” Student:

I was putting my 4yo to bed, and he looked at me and asked, "Daddy, did we come from the same star?" Children are infinite. And they're all like that, everywhere in the world.

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PHOTO OF ALL TIME HOLY SHIT

Student, back in February: “I planted a sunflower seed from the bird feeder!” Me: “Cool, buddy, it probably won’t grow, though.” The sunflower seed:

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

My next Artbook “Modern Dragons” will be launching on Kickstarter in one week!

Spring has begun; life is rekindled! Itty bitty spring dragon stickers ♡

It's genuinely upsetting seeing so many people rushing to dogpile on Tracy Deonn because she didn't act the way fans wanted her to at a Book event. She had to speak to so many people in line. Give her some grace, especially when yall continue to support Sarah J. M**s