my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

it’s such a shame when you have to put people in their place like why are you making me do this to you? i’m an angel!

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓

keep every stone they throw at you,

you wouldnt understand me even if i explained myself

and suddenly, i didn't care about being noticed, understood, spoken to, texted back, liked, disliked, invited, or talked about. it's quiet now, and i finally found MYSELF.

but since you know that the highest form of love is consideration, how come you never consider yourself?

don't do an everything shower on an empty stomach if you're anaemic

The absolute grudge people will hold against you for not allowing them to disrespect you LOL

the amt of times i’ve almost passed out in the shower is concerning

Weird shit happen to me, I just look at myself like “how did we get here and what can we do to not be here again?” People being weird is on them. You staying is on you.

i hate when couples try to fuck me and the man is super fucking ugly so i know it was his idea

You can’t destiny swap with a Chosen One

people don’t like it when you believe in god but not organized religion

Idk why it’s considered to be “wasting your life” to be at home and not constantly going out… being able to be tranquil in the comfort of my own home enjoying my own company is what life is about for me LOL. I enjoy going out here and there but let me enjoy my peace and quiet!

I hate when i actually like someone bc it makes me face dat i really have some crazy tendencies

PLEASE DO NOT be naive. People know exactly what they’re doing.