yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

i love good news

MWAH 💋

i cant wait to see what theyll do to piss me off this time

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

Fun fact. In the Lord of the Rings films, most of the Riders of Rohan were actually women with fake beards because when the production put out a call for local experienced riders, a lot of women showed up with their own horses.

that gap in my resume is from when i was usurping the iron throne

she’s like if a unicorn made a wish to become human

I’m not really “chasing” any career, just trying to find the least draining and annoying way to pay for my food and rent.

Next stop: my 50th reunion at my all-boys high school.

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

This bitch was just too real lmaooo

Theres like people getting murdered and yall out here arresting fcking avocado dealers 😭

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.