guy eagerly awaiting Hazel Chu’s tell-all memoir at 7.40pm on Monday 28th June, 2021

guy who keeps saying ‘money is a fictional construct’ whenever you remind him he owes you €50 for the Alan Kelly body pillow

@moss__clarke make up an irish politics guy @_sesn_ you are in big trouble and definitely not getting that €50 back now

guy who thinks having an eight bedroom boom-era mansion in the countryside makes him a culchie

guy that will not rest until every minister is from Cork

guy who is absolutely convinced that the only way to unconditionally stop [social issue] is to support [center left party du jour]

guy with a starry plough mural on his ceiling

guy who refers to his emigration as ‘Erasmus but permanent’

guy who wants to put Simon Harris on the moon and leave him there

guy who thinks the ‘D’ in ‘DUP’ stands for DILF

guy in Northern Sinn Féin who spent a weekend in Killarney and realized he really didn’t want to share a country with those rapscallions

guy who storms the Dail and demands everyone do the political compass test

guy who just wants more trees everywhere

guy who is taking a break from Twitter for a while <3

guy in Alliance wondering how celebratory he can make his tweets without getting in trouble

guy who was Eoghan Harris all along

guy proudly adding his fresh new An Rabharta Glas sticker onto the pile

guy who thinks Deirdre Conroy can still win this

guy who is kinda disgusted by Simon Harris

guy wondering if Richard Chambers will bring him back an “I ❤️ NY” t-shirt from New York