Three more days 'till Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Three more days 'till Halloween Silver Shamrock.

Construction Foreman: Here’s a hardhad for you, and one for your Pokémon; any questions? Me: Yeah, how often am I allowed to stop working and get my ass just completely stomped by a twelve year old with like an overpowered weird fish or something CF: Union says eight an hour

In 2022 a white man was caught caging, raping, whipping, & murdering Black women for more than a month—and not only did cops call the reports “completely unfounded”—they ridiculed those who claimed it was true. And I bet for many of y’all—this tweet is the first ya heard bout it

I’ve griped about Twitter as much as anyone else, but I’ve also laughed at some good jokes on here, made some real friends of people I met on here, seen some cute animals, and learned quite a lot from many people. I don’t really like Twitter, but I’ll miss it when it collapses.

This is an obvious lie in service of doing something indefensible. That prison and jail officials lie so blatantly and that journalists treat those lies as true is disgusting.

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Come see what I got for New Comic Book Day this week! French manga! The gig economy drops the pretext and just tries to eat you! Pirates setting out on the greatest adventure of all: PARENTING??? And BONUS: I am visited BY THREE MEOWING SPIRITS. itsthebageler.com/2022/10/27/new…

More like Orson Scott 𝘾𝙖𝙙

Sincerely considering starting a section of my website that’s just These Would've Been Tweets

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Weird how this just keeps happening. It’s almost like police are serial child sex predators.🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve learned so much from listening to 99% Invisible, such as about the time that SimplySafe customer Joshua fell asleep with pizza rolls in the oven. Now, this could’ve been disastrous (cause, y’know, he left them in the oven) but thanks to Joshua’s SimplySafe Base Station—