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Turns out that Greta Thunberg was actually that bloke from “Confessions of a Window Cleaner” all along 😳

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Motorhome dealerships across Scotland are understood to have seen an uptick in customers browsing today.

‘Honest John’ there, insisting by omission that Iran must be allowed to continue developing nuclear weapons and continue to disrupt us all through their proxies Hamas, Hezbollah and the Houthis. John - are you Jeremy Corbyn in disguise?

That’s his plastic Irish Republican and antisemitic wings catered for. Without access to all the facts that will be available to the American, Israeli and UK foreign offices and intelligence services, Swinney’s statement is unnecessary, ill-informed, unwelcome and impotent.

I thought he’d be co-opting Greta Thunberg into the cabinet?

GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!

It all makes sense now. Plastic Paddies toadying to their Irish Republican, antisemitic hero’s. I imagine Swinney was nursing at least a semi under that desk.

Ah well, there’s always next year’s King’s Birthday Honours list.

Not a gardening day, sadly, so we’re catching up with some work.

The Field Marshal is seriously evil.

When you hear the ice cream van and mum says there's choc ices in the freezer.

Remembering the great English-born actor James Robertson Justice who was born on the day in 1907. He died in 1975. #JamesRobertsonJustice #DoctorInTheHouse #TheFastLady #DoctorInClover #ScottOfTheAntarctic #TheGunsOfNavarone #ChittyChittyBangBang #RaisingTheWind #AboveUsTheWaves

Michael Deacon, in the Telegraph:

To be totally fair to the Hollywood actor, he is not the only person that considers Nicola Sturgeon to be a cackey-fingered old witch. Cut the guy some slack eh?

With Israel doing the business in Iran, I wonder if Hamas, without instruction and support will be overthrown in Gaza?

Happy heavenly 135th Birthday to Stan Laurel! In 1975 Laurel and Hardy had an unlikely hit with Lonesome Pine from the film Way Out West. Kept off the number one spot only by Bohemian Rhapsody.

We once had Lord Haw Haw broadcasting propaganda in support of our enemies. Now we have Lord Hum Hum with his weasel words, always favouring the interests of Islamic terrorists who would harm us at a minute’s notice.