"Piece o' cake!"

Praise Kiryu-chan all day,every day. x.com/chronicallysho…

He's watching Passionate Manly Bathhouse Battle. And he completely forgot about locking the door.

It's your chance to send me your anonymous love letters! curiouscat.me/Ignition_Within

Have you ever shop lifted? (What was it)? — Shop lifting? Who d'ya think I am? curiouscat.me/Ignition_Withi…

Git gud.

He can't smooch the boss because of the lack of zombie apocalypses going on.

ll Sometimes I have more muse for nuts ole man Majima than for mad puppy. And I'm usually slow at longer replies. Pls don't hate on me.

Is lying on the ground,holding his leg. "Help me! Oh,help me! I'm injured, I'm in horrible,horrible, agonizing pain. I've fallen! ...fallen in love with your beautiful eyes. Haha. Gotcha. How you doin', babe?"

ll Off until tonight!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KIRYU-CHAN! Wherever he is."

ll Majima has been sent on a vacation! Don't miss him too much! He'll be back.

ll Hm my muse is still dead. Sorry to disappoint. :(