How it feels saying ‘dos cervezas’ instead of ‘two beers’ at the all inclusive

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Guy who thinks he’s edgy for not liking The 1975

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In my livingroom watching The Prodigy at Glastonbury

“I’ve been told by my producer not to do an impression of a peacock”

Disgraced TV chef Gregg Wallace is spotted waving his willy at startled motorists on the A229 near Maidstone. “My autism’s got really bad today!” he yelped

GOOD MORNING GOOD LOOKING

The Miz is a jumped up Zante rep

Hey Grok who’s the most famous person to view my profile?

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Nottingham Forest FC will now be considering its options

FALKIRK

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I hope daft punks' helmets look at them like this saying "make more music"

Reform thinks disabled children shouldn’t be allowed to go to school.

I don’t think it’s controversial to say that anyone who works 40 hours a week should have enough money to buy a house, go on a holiday each year, afford Christmas presents and be able to turn the heating on.