I wish there was a McDonald’s next door to the dance studio so I could reward myself with a biscoff McFlurry afterwards

I just remembered when my Romanian friend was teaching us an insult in Romanian and I asked what it translated to and she paused and said “… your mother’s onions”

I dream about going to buy snacks in an American supermarket more than I would care to admit

“Oh god am I lactating?”

Just remembered a few weeks ago I cried because Sam told me off for taking a bite out of the block of cheese in the fridge

So jealous of all the Leo bitches who get to have Barbie birthday parties

Idk why but I kinda thought the whole X thing was a joke but I’ve just updated my phone

New series of heartstopper out no one speak to me

Had girl dinner tonight (four slices of jam toast and some pombears)

Heartstopper has this magical power to make you feel that lovey butterfly feeling that you felt when you were a teenager and first experiencing your queerness and I LOVE IT

Right I’ve finished heartstopper so wtf do I do for the rest of the evening

It’s been 2 years and I still get that nervy butterfly feeling in my tummy before I see Sam after we’ve been apart for a while

Me and Sam have a joint bank account now shit just got real

This Gothic Barbie home is definitely our Dream House! 🖤💞 📸 whizicalmermaid

The amount of time I spend dreaming about being in Sydney is crazy

I’ve had the most perfect weekend and now I’m laid in bed whilst Sam makes me a nighttime snack and GOD I’m so happy and I’m love

10 days until I can shake my gay ass with all of my favourite people

Just a reminder to people receiving results today that I was kicked out of sixth form and didn’t have an a-level to my name, and I now have a first class degree!! You’ll be fine xxx

The saddest rudy’s known to man