The new pilgims choice cheese ad is like a promo campaign for middle aged women to take acid

I’ve learnt a lot bout Japanese culture in my time with wagamama uk ... and this just sums up a large part of what I love about their ethos ! bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…

My brother taught my niece who can’t talk yet to sing footballs coming home ...

Richard Branson’s guide to running things you know f**k all about buff.ly/2MwoXQz

Wanker hotel guests to be reviewed on TripAdvisor thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/w…

Lisbon recommendations for this weekend anyone?

The U.K. brexiting

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Go give it a watch!! itv.com/news/anglia/20…

I have no idea if Donald trump knows what is going on

Hey The Telegraph #tanyagold this plus size athlete has run 5 marathons, an Olympic triathlon, 2 tough mudders, a 42 mile ultramarathon and hundreds of other races and ALL in this Fat size 18 body!! If you are ever in need of some coaching to help you with your worthyness call me!!!

How did they allow this to print? For someone who has suffered from eating disorders in the past, this use of language is disgusting. Fuck you. I’m not targeting Tanya Gold, because this was team effort fuckery from the Telegraph to release it on such a big platform. #TanyaGold

Let’s get to work. medium.com/@BarackObama/h…

An open letter, to BrewDog.

Thank the Lord for all the amazing support today kevclapson you were amazing and sorry you have… instagram.com/p/Bh4UpsIBbsR/

What a day to be running 26.2 miles in this lovely city for the great people actionagainsthunger… instagram.com/p/Bh3ZFnthbZA/

Getting home to a flat filled with balloons and my fave champers despite @KevClapson being in Asia ...what a man ... good job i actually completed it otherwise that could have got awkward 💋💋#LondonMarathon2018

Hanging out with real life peppa

This old town @oldtownibiza 😍

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