For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

Following the medical emergency involving Denmark’s player Christian Eriksen, a crisis meeting has taken place with both teams and match officials and further information will be communicated at 19:45 CET. The player has been transferred to the hospital and has been stabilised.

Spurs fans, what a journey! I felt the shirt the same way you did. These memories will stay with me forever. I thank my teammates, the people at the club and the fans for cheering for me on in every game, I will miss you. I'm going to carry this club with me forever. #COYS 💙💙

EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Wire’ actor Michael K. Williams found dead in NYC apartment trib.al/2SVbRD3

From my heart, years ago. I said it then, and it must be said now……

Hometown glory. 💙 Congratulations on the new album, Adele! 🎉

A miner's life for me! Looks great!

Wait… did I hear that correctly?

7 years ago today I got a call from my boyfriend at the time, saying my dad had fallen whilst doing house maintenance and hurt his head. I had no idea how bad the situation, so decided to drive from uni back home to make sure things were ok, expecting to be there for 2-3 days.

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Charlie Eccleshare Should’ve then asked him if that kind of football was acceptable to him when Tottenham took 6 points from City enabling Liverpool to keep on City’s tails.

Before the NLD, Spurs had just a 13.87% chance of finishing in the top four according to the StatsPerform AI-Predictor. ◉ 3-0 vs. Arsenal (H) ◉ 1-0 vs. Burnley (H) ◉ 5-0 vs. Norwich (A) Three wins and three clean sheets later, they are back in the UCL. 💪

Very sad to hear Phil Bennett has passed away. A true #rugby legend & an iconic figure in our history as shown below. Thoughts with Phil’s family and friends. RIP Phil ❤️ youtu.be/_POX9IdfFUY

Peter from Pendine attempts to break his own record of most consecutive parallel bar dips in a minute. Kiri’s TV Flashback Now on BBC iPlayer

My Sky News interview exposing Braverman’s lies is approaching 2 million views. This is democracy in action. #BritainIsBetterThanTheTories

Back in 1968, Harold Williamson paid a visit to primary school kids in Liverpool to talk about their favourite books and reading habits.

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

Tottenham considering ending interest in Saido Berahino but in talks with Bayer Leverkusen to sign Korean forward Heung-Min Son #THFC #WBA