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And if y’all love a vampire film set in a new and unconventional setting, boy do I and Maia Glikman have a film for you…

"Being a Mom is just as important as any career." -Elon Musk

”if you were engaged to a real life matchmaker, what would be non-negotiable for you?“ chris: ”must love dogs” dakota: ”not an asshoIe” I LOVE HER 😭

🐍🤍repuSHAtion (Tortured Poet)🤍🐍 She’s healing something in our younger selves that didn’t have the opportunity at the time 🥹

Woman breaks down after turning 40, claiming she has no achievements or success: “All this time, and I have nothing to show for it.” 💔

This is Eliot and Elsa. They like to cuddle. 13/10 excellent form (TT: krystall.krystall)

3 that have always stood out to me

Blockbuster was just one part in a multi-step ritual celebrating the end of the working week. Rent a game, get a pizza, check out until Monday. It wasn't about Blockbuster but what Blockbuster meant, back when time had meaning.

Moving might be the most solid reason for getting married.

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw

The one time bad seats would’ve been better…

Customer service to the highest degree

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was challenging work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

All I wanted as a kid… tiktok.com/t/ZT6rNJaWo/

Facts!🤣🤣

Grandson sings “Hey Good Lookin’” to his grandma with dementia and suddenly, her eyes light up with joy and memories 😭😭 This will leave your hearts both smiling and in tears 🥹❤️