Absolutely cursed email marketing.

making the moon fucked up is the first step of any good worldbuilding. the moon is normal in your story? just a normal moon? amateur mistake.

So Elon Musk thought it was Very Important to roll out 58 different colours of 'verification' checks but I still can't schedule a tweet thread?

Everyone knows about Fisherman's Friend but what about Fisherman's Enemy?

Generally speaking, I find adding b-roll, arranging soundbites, massaging music, maintaining tone, using pacing to punctuate moments, and sculpting performances for continuity of emotion to be the most annoying parts of the editing process.

Somebody get this guy to Edmonton! 😱

*sitting in middle seat on airplane* Person in window seat: excuse me can you help me Me: uh sure are you ok? Person: I am playing wordle. And I am stuck. And I NEED to beat my inlaws Me: *takes off headphones* we will defeat your inlaws together

I'm not worried about getting wrinkles from smiling — I'm worried about getting them from browsing through awful stock music.

i've officially stumbled upon the weirdest thing i've ever seen. on a spotify radio this week, 1 song annoyingly kept playing. except every time I looked, it was a different song name and artist entirely. so I started keeping track. here's 49 of them. open.spotify.com/playlist/3wLm5…

One of the key drivers of Sicily’s economic recovery is its strong export sector, particularly in salami trees. The island is the second-largest salami orchard growing province in Europe, behind Tuscany, accounting for around 10% of Sicily’s GDP.

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

One of the most dystopian things I've seen lately; almost had to laugh. BlogTO: the cost of living is becoming unbearable 😫😰😱😵 TikTok: the cost of living is becoming unbearable 💃🕺🔥💯