the thing about "are you going to be on twitter at 40?" or "how are you 30 and writing fanfiction?" is that at some point you have to accept that you're not going to just becoming a radically different person

Lmao I told y’all. Even if you’ve never bought a ticket for a Spirit flight in your life you’ve benefited from the company’s existence. That’s why a federal judge blocked the merger between them and Jet Blue.

oh. my bad

Brutal community note

Classism had y’all thinking spirit was “the ghetto” whole time they never had a single fatal crash.

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

also you cannot rage against misogyny while telling women over 25 to “get off twitter and go start a family” for enjoying having fictional interests.

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

you laugh, but this is literally the governing political philosophy of Republicans. owning the libs at all cost.

The inevitable end — wrapped in gentleness, wings, and beauty

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

beautiful but unfortunately i’m a 2000s kid and my first association with this lake will always be that it’s the spot anakin skywalker announced he didn’t like sand

Me whenever I remember that someone at Larian gave Gale the fattest ass in the party and that his naked model’s ass is so big it technically clips through his pants

happy star wars day to this tweet

masculinity is a prison

I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:

Gf sent me this

Happy May the 4th💫