fake laughing at customers jokes, pretending i care about their stupid complaints, yeah i should’ve been on that oscar stage

kafkaesque

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

i need 3 bananas because monkey never cramps

Hello all

the line at the dispensary long asf this morning god damn

i’m telling fafsa y’all got olivia rodrigo tickets

One thing about Hayao Miyazaki is that he’s gonna put some little guys in his movie

Guys delete Talking Angela. Now. There is a man spying on you through her eye. If you look closely you will see the reflection of a person

would u rather have a bachelor's degree or a wild strawberry

We will be tuning into this instead

hey yall i’m subletting my room from 6:15pm-8:57pm tonight while im at the gym, $76 + utilities

#bayarea you are not ready for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🧑🏾‍🦲

boyfriend gets upset if i say i'm gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life"

Been farting anywhere lately idc anymore

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