White dudes be like Fuckk I spilled matcha all over my Hokas. mother I’ll have to call you back

Coach just said my mid range jumper and presence on the floor is all encompassing

If they make an Ozempic vape it’s game over

So idk what’s going on at my house and I don’t really believe in paranormal shit but now idk. I’m just sitting here and somebody brought a beer to my desk, opened it, lifted it up to my lips, tilted my head back and made me chug the whole thing. Then another appeared. I’m spooked

Reacting like a cornerback flagged for PI when the judge says my wife gets custody

another day of being that nonchalant white boy with childlike curiosity and a heart of gold i guess. Hmph

Jon Soto appears headed to Yankees

George Steinbrenner in hell seeing stroman with a durag on the mound

They fucking got our brother

JUAN SOTO THREE-RUN OPPO BOMB OFF THE SCOREBOARD

The kinda shit my friend texts me at 12:48am

Land of the Fried 🗽 Welcome to Pinstripes, Max Fried

Jaxson Dart is going to love the Spaniard

there’s two types of white running backs. cerebral thinkers like mccaffrey and then just absolute crayon eaters like skattebo. it rules

Drinking dat dirty water