Just want to say hi to me Aunty Climax She wasn't at Wembley

I've got puffs that are cheese and marmite I'm 64 I'm not sure what to say

The 1975 Never heard of them but to come on stage with a pint of Guinness and a tab?

Keep getting this dashboard warning when I start the car up I presumed it was low battery power so I drove to Alnwick from Sunderland and back again this morning Just started up again still there New battery?

That's a storm a brewing across the skies of Sunderland Garna gan mental

Sunderland v Jimmy Seville in half an hour My hooks are tentered

Jimmy Ruffin flattened Millwall

Donny Osmond done West Ham

Fuck I'm shit scared of the Yank lasses

As a late night beverages Hot Chocolate is shite but as a late night tune I'll Put You Together Again is really git toppa

Brentford wear nylon Arny ould fuckers get this

Take it away Chocho Name that song

Chelsea are a bunch of cheating drama queens

Anyone recommend any CBD vape juice for aches and pains? Not for me For me git ould mate

27 years I've been with Sky Finally had enough £135 a month taking the piss Didn't realise it had gone up from £95 since last May And they wonder why people get fodgy sire dicks

Been off here for a while but I'm going to give it another go

How are you supposed to drink flavoured vodka? Absolut Strawberri is canny strong like on its todd It actually hurt If you mix it with burdock or summit it will be a waste

Joan of Arc was a shitstirring shroom eating little gobshite but I love her simply for giving us two classic OMD songs and Joanna Lumley's best haircut Roast frog smells nice too

Playing The Joker / Gary Glitter Rock and Roll Part1 and Part 2 on youtube and it's a toppa If Michael Jacksons allowed to be played on radio then so is Harry Shitter Just down to solicitors really

I would happily destroy everyone and their families of everyone who appeared in the Peptobismol advert