please dont ride on your riding lawnmower while holding your newborn baby sincerely, an ER doctor who is tired of seeing lawnmowers slice through flesh

My friend Jin is an incredible movement artist. Their live performances are electric & inspiring! Had to create an avatar worthy of their vibe. These spline-based creatures feel as organic as Jin's movement. You can find her on Instagram at jinleebaobei 🫶🏽⚡️

Sorvagsvatn, the lake that hangs over the ocean. Faroe islands

Elon Musk Fact: 94% of US newsfeeds are filled with only bad news. When good things happen, they don't cover it. Ever wonder why? Join the bright side ✨ goodable.app

The problem with caffeine trackers is that once you realize how much coffee you've drunk and are still tired, you get so depressed that you want another cup of coffee

It's 9:30 pm, alone in the lab, just got an eyelash in my eye, both of my new cans of dust off don't work, & a key piece of equipment just stopped working. I don't know who's trying to curse me, but let me assure you, you are wasting your time. I can accomplish chaos on my own.

The thing about getting older is that I now understand Aleve commercials.

You'll never be alone if you keep bringing yourself with you.

I would be interested to know how many businesses across America are 95% powered by packets of Kirkland trail mix.

This is a classic trial lawyer’s technique: The lawyer leads the witnesses to decide between two possible explanations of an event, both of which poke a hole in their story. They have to answer the lawyer’s questions, but whatever they say they hurt themselves.

Just a reminder that the Jesus picture of Biblical womanhood is to ignore the cooking so that you can focus on your walk with Him.

when 23&me fully collapses they’re gonna firesale your DNA records to a wealthy quixotic collector who will do grotesque genetic experiments in Prospera

I need this energy in my life

As a reminder, pro life people hate IVF because it completely and totally disproves that life begins at conception

I should have said that SOME pro life supporters think that IVF is evil. This is not a blanket belief in the pro life community. I've just seen a lot of pro life criticism of IVF recently

What he's not saying is those "friends" will seem like real people. Your years-long friendship will culminate when they convince you to buy a specific truck. Suddenly, they'll blink out of existence, having delivered a conversion to the company who spent $3.47 to fund their life.

This is a good point. Most interesting about the entire idea: our reality, including our friends, is already a projection. Will straight up AI friends be noticeably different?

Just realized that the conclusion that EM waves don't need matter to transmit energy is probably wrong if light does have a mass, no matter how small.