I prefer watching the launches of independent bookstores. They’re a lot more entertaining. And they actually occupy space.

I was just required to show an “age passport” to walk into a bar… tyranny!

#BREAKING: A judge has ruled in favor of several Tampa Bay-area attorneys and parents who filed a lawsuit challenging #Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ ban on mask mandates in schools.

So let me get this straight: Republican legislators want to arm teachers to protect students from school shooters, but don't want teachers to wear masks to protect students from a deadly virus?

This is a good point. When anti-vaxxers cite their freedoms, constitutional rights, and–the whitest thing of all–the Founding Fathers to rail against vaccine mandates, do they know what they're talking about? What if I told you this happens EXACTLY every 100 years? A thread.

It was a thrill and an honor to be part of this production. The other narrators are stellar!

Can’t wait to go try Boston pizza next week!

DO NOT hold 2022’s beer!

This is an incredible discovery, as long as we don’t start talking about cloning and theme parks… washingtonpost.com/world/2021/12/…

This is pretty cool, too! washingtonpost.com/news/morning-m…

"People in Europe live longer because of their Mediterranean diet" *they can also get medical care without going bankrupt

oh no, you say your child read a book with the word “damn” in it during the break between active shooter drills? is he ok

My 7-year-old understood the main idea, but we’re still working on spelling. Good advice either way.

You know the feeling: a movie so creepy you half-cover your eyes, tense body curled away, popcorn forgotten? That’s the audiobook IMAGINARY FRIEND. I brace myself every time I press play. LOVE IT. Author Stephen Chbosky & narrator Christine Lakin ENKI are terrifying together!

Despite living through this real-life pandemic, I still love pandemic/post-apocalyptic/TEOTWAWKI fiction. Almost finished ear-reading DRYP book 2! Really enjoying it; quite a fun ride. R.A. Scheuring @JOHNNYHELLERVO @PodiumAudio

Had a lovely surgery on Monday. Still on pain meds. Moving anything hurts, but I managed to get to the couch! Finally watched Bird Box! Great accomplishment for me, yay!!!

Less than a week till the #OneVoiceAwards presentation! Thrilled I made the shortlist for Best Audiobooks Performance - Fiction; great talents on that list! I’m honored to be in the running with them.