Nicki Minaj I don’t give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping .

i fucking love this guy

tommy they can use this one x.com/pants/status/9…

if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed

the new norelco one blade comes with a rolly adjustable blade guard attachment and it is so clutch, i’ve bought this thing 3 times now because they break and i lose them and i have no regrets. i love the advancement of shaver technology especially when this lil puppy is only $30

you alright tom

i’m very gay and i love film. on a scale of 1 to whatever should i watch #heatedrivalry with my bf with my pants off yes or yes

the elder zoomer speaks of the wii with reverence

damn rico nasty is a baddie what the hell

it’s almost 50 degrees and life in the city is again worth living. the lord is blessing us from the heavens with his noodly appendage

there’s something about a circuit gay that’s also a little disney adult

making crazy soups over here btw

BREAKING: Protesters in Minneapolis are reportedly dressing up in jeans, body armor, and masks, and then walking into groups of ICE agents and accusing one or two of them of being imposters until they all start fighting each other, and then the protesters sneak away.

i finally see the appeal of having a coffee maker you can set to turn on automatically in the morning so its ready when you wake up

remember on fleek

Godzilla says FUCK ICE

You see this lady. Her name is Alanna Ubach. And she is one of the greatest of all time. You’ve seen her more than you know. And that’s how good she is at her job. I admire her and she deserves so much praise for her work.

Yeah I saw those two fine ass men grinding on the truck Benito

"Why America cannot stop this war" Professor Jiang explains.

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!