Scarred and scared. Secrets in sewers stay silent. Shot but the skin stayed smooth. Stitches sewn with stranger's flesh. Such a silly story. Such things don't happen. Death didn't demand your deliverance. Doubt yourself dear doctor. Strange. Why is this in my Twitter drafts?

What are the Strangers opinion on the clown egg registery?

My office smells like blood? I hope someone isn't in the walls again.

Note to self: prepare home-visit bag as if I am treating a horse with a nosebleed. Extra gauze and cleaning supplies are vital!

Oh um. Hm. What should one do if they find a body in your office? She looks...like me. Her eyes are different, blue and blinded. The blood on her hip looks fresh but the scar is old. As if she was shot again in the same location. I fear the paperwork I'll need to fill out.

Who has been watering my pla

I always love dressing up for events!

I apologize for being so incredibly absent the past week or so I have been busy! I am engaged! I have stopped living in my office! It is absolutely wondrous! As a utterly unrelated aside, does anybody have advice for the recently undead?

((I'm super bored during this presentation. Let me assign you songs from my extremely variable music taste))

Given the antibacterial properties of honey does the Corruption like or dislike bees?

I enjoy several blissful days recovering from dying and doing home renovation with my lovely fiance and goodness grief! Skinning! Stab wounds! What have I all missed! If you went to the Circus please come to my office! If you've changed faces we need to update your records!

So! What I thought was spending a weekend at the office turned into....seven weeks! How lovely! How is everybody?

Based on what Hemi has told me, not a single person sought professional medical care while I was indisposed! I am disappointed but not surprised! I won't be in the office and the only place on this island that receives signal is under the pier! Please try to behave for now!

I have the terrible feeling that Hemi has something she shouldn't. Hemi's heavenly hair hides a horrible hare.

Those. Are New.

What a strange thing to find in my drafts!

The Summer Solstice summoned seniors to Subway

Lobsters communicate by releasing urine out of their face

Huh!