i really wish our prime minister wouldn’t rub our noses in his beliefs. in his own time he can do what he wants, but the commonwealth coat of arms above religious messages? ick.

okay but hear me out...Mae Martin as tiger king

DROOPY WHATNOW?

I am an atheist but I can't deny that I love gospel music. Patti Labelle kicks raw ass. I have a similar conundrum with the British Empire's expansion. Not a fan. But I can't deny that 'Rule Britannia' slaps like an Elephant Seal. youtu.be/v2c5QHtgFxY via YouTube

The replies alone are worth it. Jokes beyond "Hey! I also poo!" are all the proof you need that humans aren't equipped to interact in a scope as narrow as twitter.

History is very important, sure. But I'd love the future to have some history too. Thanks Sarah.

This sucks. RIP Solly.

Tea is pretentious water. Beer on the other hand, is water with talent. #ChemistryIsOnMySide

The amount of of willpower required to leave this joke alone is Herculean and I'm proud of myself.

Hey Guinness World Records have Guinness World Records sorted this out yet? Copyright claiming the original run and so many other runners' videos is a *very* bad look for a competitive aggregator. I sincerely hope this is just a mistake and you'll rectify it quickly. youtu.be/mXughXH7YTc

Science time! The new solar battery arrays are lovely. Not as glamourous as my regular work, but it's 100% glitter free. #ECU #ScienceFist #CentreForEcosystemManagement instagram.com/p/CDcztlyDmHi/…

Honk if you fuck with New Bomb Turks.

Prediction: 2023 will be the year of adverbs.

As someone who’s been struggling with ADHD forever, I’m actually getting emotional over this clip. Thank you so fucking much shoe for talking about this stuff on your platform. I’ve been medicated my whole life, so I know hard it can be without it — thank you! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

#Perth #WA The International Space Station will fly over extremely bright on day at 7:05 pm #spotthestation #perthnews #perthevents #perthlife #perthtodo #perthhappenings

I can’t believe this won’t happen again

Whoever is picking the tracks for #TheBoys deserves a yacht made of cocaine. Recap, Hook, Title - BAM - Pressure by Billy fucking Joel. 1 and a half bars in, I pressed pause, I gasped "Get fuuuucked" and then clutched my heart. Thank Odin there are still rideordiemthrfckrs.

The Magnus 24 hour news cycle. From sin to science. #MagnusDangerMagnus #PIBF2020 #ECUSchoolOfScience @ Perth, Western Australia instagram.com/p/CF04Ur0DK6J/…

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My girl is the best girl. #@me #fightme #preparetolose @ North Perth, Western Australia instagram.com/p/CRbh2N5jLU8/…