Holy shit boss you're a GENIUS. Brb doing that rn.

[ Evilly adding evil jam to his evil pancake ] Thanks sweetheart.

[ Mua. ] No problem, felt like havin' something nice for breakfast.

:3

Lol sneezy ass.

Dude I don't like that.

I'm literally older than you. Fucked up.

[ A quick knock to @ZENIASSIST's door, carefully setting a single oversized cupcake down at his doorstep before skedaddling his ass out of there. There's no note of who it's from, just a small card telling him to take care of himself. ]

Too hot out today.

Men.