"I wasn't aware we'd entered the karate kid."

booping his nose. "see! you're not so bad!"

what an adorable family. don't invite me to dinner.

laughing all the way to the safety of a canoe.

@ that whole situation open.spotify.com/track/5E30Ldtz…

". . . what have you been doing for the past seventy years?"

be glad I didn't choose sweet home alabama.

( snorting. )

raising an eyebrow. clearing her throat. "right."

ehem..... SWEET HOME ALABAMA

and it's becoming far too common. I want out of the shadow world.

. . . . . "prove it."

"you need to start watching movies."

"there's no maybe about it! you've been alive long enough to at least know the classics."

"coward."

"the big bad vampire is just a soft little scaredy cat."

"you seem it. don't bite, like scratches behind the ear. just like my cat, except yos scratches."

"gentler than a household pet."

". . . . what's the point of living forever if you don't like movies?"

"raphael. it's alright not to be dracula reincarnated, you know."