thank you for saving my life, traveler. here, take this. *gives you a pair of gloves that have slightly worse stats than your current pair of gloves* those were my grandfathers and you would kind of be a monster if you ever sold them

question for the council, is using a spell that was created by a wizard who later fell to the temptations of the eternal pursuit of knowledge through lichdom considered problematic? or can i separate the spell from the spellcrafter

This was ground zero for everything that is happening today.

We literally have to kill everyone

these kids are better bloc'd than most protesters

new unpopular opinion gif just dropped

Dana be like: “FIGHTERS NEED TO PROMOTE THEMSELVES AND GET AS FAMOUS AS POSSIBLE WHILE THEYRE IN THE UFC.” Fighter tries to promote himself:

poison damage is green but toxic is purple. lighting is yellow unless it’s magic lightning then it’s blue

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

america u must convince ur gen z that organizing and infiltrating bourgeois institutions is a roguelike

i understand his rage.

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

There's a pretty clear correlation here.

20 years ago today. KID Yamamoto scores one of the fastest finishes in MMA history, knocking out Kazuyuki Miyata with a flying knee in 4 seconds.

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

Still one of the greatest artist interpretations of what a dungeon crawler should feel like