Nobody pinched me today and I didn’t wear green on purpose. Lame af

I’m coming back to life, just gimme a second.

I’ve been sick af for the past few days and this f*cking fever just won’t kick

I like Megan Fox, she always looks wet for some reason

I have 94 unread text… I’ve let this get too far out of hand. I’m throwing my phone away

Millie Bobby Brown got engaged and everyone’s saying she’s 19, but I thought she was Eleven

My pilot definitely didn’t pass GTA Flight School 😅 *kisses the ground*

The real "self-care" is lifting weights, sleeping well, and eating healthy.

It’s 945AM and in my manic state today I’ve already bought: a new pc, an Akai beat machine, a new pc monitor, anddddd music production software 👾

I’m late to work because I refuse to not play with my dog in the morning

Generating pictures of yourself via AI = submitting an evolving profile of your face for facial recognition devices Submitting your DNA to 23 and me & other companies of the like = willingly providing your DNA to the system

😈

game of thrones was such an unserious show cause they really expected me to watch her and not inmediately pledge my forever loyalty regardless of what she did

This isn’t a Waffle House, it’s a Waffle Home.