me getting stock alerts just to decide whether it’s worth it to go to work

A new type of typeface might be beneficial to neurodivergent readers! 🤯 It's called bionic reading — the first few letters are bolded, making it easier for readers to glide through text and stay focused. (links in reply)

disney soundtracks slap so hard like Hercules!? Tarzan?!

just came back from a festival and I think my favorite hour of music from the weekend was the Phil Collins I just played in my car on the way back

DALLE-2 was paywall-released recently by an extremely well-funded company. Just yesterday, a group of independent researchers released their own model (Stable Diffusion) that you can use in a few lines of code for FREE. The speed of the ML research community is insane 🤯

does anyone actually know the different between ms and miss

You can tell a lot about a person by the amount of cream cheese they put on a bagel

I wish you could search for doctors by filtering out old white men

Why do doctors get held less accountable for their manners than a waiter

me & my hardware wallet in this economy

can we bring back yikyak

In solidarity with FIFA, I’d like to announce that #saltbae is also hereby banned from my upcoming 30th birthday party

idk if I can be friends with you if I know you’re leaving 4/5 stars on google review, but only have great things to say about the spot

high on the list of stressful life moments - when you have to spell out a confirmation code that’s all letters and you have to say it in the format “O” as in ____ bc my brain can only ever think of the dumbest most unhelpful words like “O” as in Onomatopoeia or Orgasm or Odysseys

The millennial urge to liquidate everything and move into the woods

Do people actually derive joy & connection from office banter?

my most consistent trait is getting a random burst of energy at 1am

I’ve been sober for so long that one glass of wine made me break out in itchy welts, this may be my final farewell to the alcohols 🫡

Drinking is so 2020