Every couple in Brooklyn

me: [on fire] i shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws billionaires: [leaving on space yachts] you shouldn’t have used all those plastic straws

im creating my own olympics for beautiful women to smoke weed and run fast at

never deleting this app.

the kind of coffee table i want

the unbelievable high of getting a “sorry, I’m running late!” text when you, yourself, are running late

i’m a simple girl i love the color pink and i wake up everyday afraid of death

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

Justices Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan in their dissent: “With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent.”

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??

i’m so tired of abortion rights being framed around truly tragic circumstances like assault and incest. if you get pregnant & you don’t want to be pregnant, it is your right over your own body that is under siege. no one, including a fetus, can use your body against your consent.

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

“Weed is a gateway drug” a gateway to what? Cleaning my room? A nap? A delightful little sandwich, perchance?

it can be sooo healing to waste $7 per day on special treats