In this WhatsApp group for a wedding planning committee, there has been silence since its creation. People were waiting for the ice breaker. Last night, one guy went to donate a million naira. He thinks the other 304 persons are clowns 🤡 🤣 abi JIGGY WIT D MOST ⚡️ Epp me!!

With all the noise-making and ranting on the TL, if 5 F-16s flying in V- formation breeze past Abuja twice, everyone will shush 🤫

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At 4:30, your colleagues who are going to clock out will tell you to pack up so that y'all can walk to the car park together.

Allow 😄

Thought I had a week or two in the fall, but snow crashed the party. Off to get new sets of tires for winter, everywhere fess blur after payment. 800 & sumtin as how? 🤔. It didn't just end there, aboki collect 200 & something to change am. Capitalism, nice one 👍. We go again!

The young officer, of course. He stood his ground in the face of provocation. Bullies thrive on people cowering to them, and whenever you say " Nope," not today,they just can't have it.

" Please complete the upgrade." From : <[email protected]> See 👀 fooling abeg. Do you think 🤔 i will not know?

I was enjoying the Wike vs. Military gist and other funny stuff. Fiam!!! It's all messed up with gossips and outbursts 🙄🙄🙄

The day they started the "Core Obidient" thing, I knew it wouldn't take long before things implode

Buy gold, bury it in your backyard.

How about fruit selection? If you bring sour oranges instead of sweet ones. Wahala go dey

You for press wetin no good. 😅😅😅

He's eligible for parole in 2 years and 10 months time since he was remanded before being charged. He should exercise patience as time goes by fast. You can hinge on the historical and diplomatic and offer to switch places. No? 🤡🤡🤡

The current status of this project hasn't gulped $100 million dollars even 🙄

Why is it that people who schooled in Unilag and CU seem to get the biggest international opportunities? 👇🏾

Reminds me of " Everyone is mad but few are roaming "