People in my DMs: I wanna be a voice actor, how do I do that? Me: Well what's your acting experience? Them: None but it sounds cool! Me: What mic do you have? Them: Mics are expensive 😢 Me: I recommend taking classes and Them: 👻👻👻

High Mae = Jaime

Depression writes itself.

I’m a freak because of the underlying subconscious need for constant validation which stemmed from my failed upbringing of never feeling adequate resulting in a palpable case of imposter syndrome thus overcompensating in every aspect of my life...or its my gorilla grip coochi idk

For a bad bitch, I cry a little bit too much

Meanwhile, in Canada...

A group of residents in #Langley are asking drivers to slow down to avoid crushing baby geese on the road ow.ly/wAKIa #springtime

How do you expect me to only eat one gummy vitamin..?!

Be with someone that makes you feel the same way you do when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

Vancouver Is Awesome The sunset was pretty crazy tonight! #NorthVancouver #BC #NeverStopExploring

When it hits you like

Me: Is it sunny in Toronto right now? Mother: Facebook. Very helpful. Thank you mother.

I used to go trick or treating for the candy itself. Now I go because of the fact that it's free stuff.

I metaphorically need a drink.

"Everyone knows Worcestershire Cat from Alice in Wonderland."